Episodes

Sunday Nov 05, 2023
Sunday Nov 05, 2023
For our final HHfC entry of 2023, we are tackling the movie adaptation of the popular horror franchise Five Nights at Freddy's which turned out to have not many scares at all. Does this movie hold up to an audience who's never played the game and is it as good as its knockoff starring Nicholas Cage?

Monday Oct 30, 2023
227 - Halloween Horror for Cowards: The Babysitter
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Monday Oct 30, 2023
For our slasher pick this year, we found an 80's satire somewhere between Scream and Scary Movie: McG's The Babysitter. If you came here for meaningful metaphors and sharp social commentary, you may want to look elsewhere; if you want to see hot teens(?) getting murdered, this is the movie for you.

Thursday Oct 19, 2023
226 - Halloween Horror for Cowards: Barbarian
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
We continue our series of scary movies for wimps with a movie that probably isn't for wimps: Barbarian. This horror film about an AirBnB gone awry, written and directed by Whitest Kids U'Know alum Zach Cregger, starts with some heavy tension and only goes downhill from there.

Thursday Oct 05, 2023
225 - Halloween Horror for Cowards: No One Will Save You
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
As we enter the spookiest month of the year, these three wimps face our fears and watch a bunch of scary movies. First up this year, a home invasion horror with an extraterrestrial twist and some generally fantastic production quality. Join us as we talk about this Hulu exclusive horror/thriller: No One Will Save You.

Monday Sep 25, 2023
224 - The Flash
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Monday Sep 25, 2023
The last remnant of a DC universe gone by, The Flash brings back some familiar faces, young and old, to anchor this time-traveling adventure. But does patchwork franchise starring a problematic lead justify its big gamble? Or was this record-setting box office flop a little better than its reputation?

Friday Sep 15, 2023
223 - Ahsoka
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
One of the most beloved additions to the Star Wars universe, Ahsoka Tano finally makes her live-action debut in an epic adventure to stop a threat to a burgeoning republic. Does this new series recapture some classic Star Wars magic? Or is Disney just adding more padding to justify their streaming service?

Friday Sep 08, 2023
222 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Friday Sep 08, 2023
Friday Sep 08, 2023
The turtles are back and more teenage than ever! This star-studded Seth Rogen reboot brings new life to familiar characters as the turtles venture into the human world and wrestle with how they fit in it.

Thursday Aug 17, 2023
221 - Superman Casting, Deadpool 3 Leaks, Wonka Trailer
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
We're catching up on as much post-strike news as possible including the reunion of the Coen brothers, Guillermo del Toro's next classic monster movie, Fantastic Four casting retractions, and trailers for Ahsoka, Ridley Scott's Napoleon, and Loki season 2.

Friday Aug 04, 2023
220 - Barbenheimer
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
In honor of the greatest double feature of the decade, we're doing a special double episode for two of the most different movies imaginable, Greta Gerwig's Barbie and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer.

Thursday Jul 13, 2023
219 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
We join Indy on one last adventure as he once again battles hidden Nazis for control of the ultimate weapon: Time. But has Indy's time already passed? And how does the franchise hold up without the influence of its creators?

